Friday, May 23, 2008

ADDS FROM THE BIG ISSUE

These adds just killed me. Do people actually pay for this stuff?

CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY
:

'a gentle yet powerful therapy to help the body's natural tendency to find health and optimum balance...for life's experiences such as birth, accidents, toxicity and emotional problems...that affect the body and cause disease.' (you may need 1-3 treatments to gain the full benefit) Cost is £40 per session and £180 for five.

www.biodynamic3.com
 


WORKING INTELLIGENTLY WITH EMOTIONS:
1 day seminar £110 per person.

HAVING DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS:
1 day seminar £110 per person

From the Kinharvie Institute of Facilitation.

4 comments:

Poppy said...

Erm, yes, they do. A lot of them are my friends. Hee hee. I probably would too if i had any money left after paying the cleaners.

The cranialwotnot sounds rather nice, but I wouldn't fork out for a 'difficult conversation'. Am quite capable of having one of those without having to pay.

It's all a load of hogwash, though, innit. There's only one thing worth doing, and that's primal integrated breathing. Now that really does work . . . . . . . really, really, really . . . . .

ireneintheworld said...

poppy maybe you should do your primal breathing on your cleaner! x

Poppy said...

Bloody ell, that's a good idea! It can get very loud and scary. My husband warned the neighbours, and he's never even heard it - i only do it when he's out - and now one side are moving out.

ireneintheworld said...

pops you make me laugh right out loud. now i can imagine this poor woman standing outside a door in your house where you're doing this BREATHING and wondering if she should call the police! then i see her running for her life up the path and into the sunset. x